2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
no
ur theme is a no
June 2013
ME WHEN I DROP FOOD ಥ_ಥ
consultivedetectiveintraining:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad
too far.
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
i went to the apple store to get my phone replaced and the genius went to safari to do diagnostics or something and she clicked search and on my history was
- anal sex
- dirty hairy cock
- hairy dick
- foreskin
ok also i went once before and i was stretching my arm out and the genius thought i was giving him a high five and he was like OKAY! and went to highfive so i pulled my arm away and said uh no and then i felt really bad cause he gave me a new phone as well he was cute
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
